cosmicbrownie:

Little girl dressed as Stan Lee at Motor City Comic con!!!

(Source: shrlockholmes)

is that…

(Source: spookynigga)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

(Source: overhumor)

Meh, he has a point.. 

(Source: captainsensible)

cassandraclare:

The Mortal Instruments poster in my local theater is too high up! I can’t reach it!

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(Source: babylizard)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

(Source: idiotsonfb)